Communist News Network [CNN] – After campaigning from his basement and “winning” the MOST VOTES EVER IN HISTORY, even beating the rock star, first black President Barrack Obama, Joe Biden displayed his brilliant governing strategy in a mostly empty town hall last night. In order to keep America’s enemies and his political enemies off-balance Biden leverages the same awesome strategy that he used so successfully during the campaign. He speaks in convoluted fragments of phrases carefully woven together into a tapestry of confusion to completely disorient his opponents. Biden’s supremely successful strategy is known as The Gibberish Doctrine. Thus he has become known throughout the world as #GibberishJoe, wielding #TheGibberishDoctrine.
Gibberish Joe Provides a Masterful Performance of His Gibberish Doctrine Live on CNN for the Whole World to See
Twitter Explodes with Praise for #GibberishJoe’s Perfect Performance
Gibberish Joe Jumps Over the Moon
Gibberish Joe Did So Much to Keep Johns in Business and Stuff
Gibberish Joe Explains How Printing and Spending Trillions of Dollars will REDUCE Inflation, Because He Repeats it Three Times and Sincerely Means It
Gibberish Joe Got 80 Million Votes Because Your Vote Counted and was Counted by Those Who Honestly Counted
America Sleeps Securely with Such Competence in Control of the Nuclear Button
The Whole World Lauds Gibberish Joe’s Pinnacle Performance
“The experts say we know that this virus is, in fact, uh, um, uh, it‘s going to be, or excuse me”: Biden loses his thoughts on vaccines, flubs answer on his foreign policy work and falsely tells town hall you WON‘T get COVID if you have the shot
At one point, when talking about getting vaccinations approved for children under the age of 12, the president said: “That’s underway, just like the other question that’s illogical. And I’ve heard you speak about it because you always – I’m not being solicitous – but you’re always straight up about what you’re doing.”
“And the question is whether or not we should be in a position where you uh, um, are – why can’t the, the, the experts say we know that this virus is, in fact, uh, um, uh, it’s going to be – or, excuse me, we, we, we know why all the drugs approved are not temporarily approved by permanently approved. That’s underway too. I expect that to occur quickly,” Biden continued as he fumbled over his words.
“You mean for the FDA,” Lemon clarified.
Biden replied: “For the FDA”
When speaking about national security, Biden also lost his words when declaring his qualifications to speak on the matter.
“And I’ll say one last thing: You’re going to – I’ve had a lot of experience internationally and – I mean, not good or bad, just I have – I chaired the Foreign Relations Committee, I’ve been deeply involved,” he said.
“I did national security for our last – the administration with Barack,” he said. “But folks, the rest of the world’s wondering about us. Those of you who travel abroad, it’s not a joke. Not a joke.”
He continued to ramble in saying: “Ask — you know, when I went to this G7, all the major democracies. I walked in and go, “America’s back.” I’m serious, heads of state. I give you my word as a Biden. They said, “Are you really back?”
– Daily Mail UK
The Man Who Got MORE VOTES THAN ANYONE IN HISTORY Can’t Fill a Town Hall LOL!
#GibberishJoe Reveals True Age States He Chaired the Judiciary Committee 150 Years Ago
Luckily the World Respects US Again!
This Man in the Highest Office is Not a Joke…
The word is out. The man is officially a joke.
Yesterday the Babylon Bee posted that Joe Biden’s town hall in Ohio was not a town hall, it was rather a public service announcement for those suffering from dementia:
“CINCINNATI, OH—As part of a campaign to raise awareness and improve public knowledge on treatment options, CNN aired an hour-long public service announcement on the warning signs of dementia Wednesday night.”
– Gateway Pundit
CNN’s Biden Town Hall Flops, Finishes Last with Only 1.5 Million Viewers, But he Totally Got Over 80 Million Votes
Fox News beat CNN by a staggering 83 percent during the Biden town hall. Maybe they should have billed it as a clown show? Then more viewers may have watched it for a good belly laugh.
The CNN Biden town hall, moderated by Don Lemon, averaged only 1.5 million viewers from 8-9:30 p.m. ET, while Fox News averaged 2.7 million viewers during the same time period. MSNBC averaged 1.6 million sets of eyeballs, which pushed CNN’s chat with the president to last place among relevant cable news stations.
– Fox News
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